Trump orders drone strike on Iranian cultural site

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking move, President Donald Trump has ordered a drone strike on a cultural site in Iran, citing "intolerable" provocations by the Iranian government.

The strike, which targeted a historic mosque in Tehran, has sparked widespread condemnation and raised fears of further escalation.

President Duma Boko of Botswana spoke out. "President Trump, your actions are reckless and irresponsible," said President Boko. "Targeting cultural sites is a war crime, and we condemn it in the strongest terms."

In Trump style, he fired back. "Listen, Botswana is a great country, but you're a small, insignificant lump of nothing," Trump tweeted. "You don't have the power to lecture me. If your economy booms it's because of me, so stay out of it and worry about Africa."

The backlash has sparked further concerns about the stability of the region and the potential for further conflict. Even tougher times ahead, possibly.

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