The Gray News Terms of Use

Effective Date: 01 September 2025

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Introduction:

Welcome to The Gray News website ("we," "us," or "our"). By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use our website.

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Content Disclaimer:

1. Satirical and Parody Content: Our website features satirical and parody articles, videos, and other content that is intended for entertainment purposes only. You understand that our content is not meant to be taken literally and may not reflect real events or opinions. This includes Tomorrow’s News which, of course, is fake news.

2. No Endorsement: Our content does not endorse or promote any particular viewpoint, product, or service.

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User Responsibilities:

1. Compliance with Laws: You agree to comply with all applicable laws and regulations when using our website.

2. Respectful Behavior: You agree to interact with our website and other users in a respectful and considerate manner.

3. No Spam or Abuse: You agree not to use our website for spamming, phishing, or other abusive activities.

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Intellectual Property:

1. Ownership: All content on our website, including text, images, videos, and audio, is owned by us or licensed from third-party providers.

2. Usage Rights: You are granted a limited, non-exclusive license to access and use our content for personal, non-commercial purposes.

3. No Redistribution: You agree not to redistribute, reproduce, or modify our content without our prior written consent.

Product Purchases:

1. Payment Terms: You agree to pay for all products purchased from our website in accordance with our payment terms.

2. Refund and Return Policy: Our refund and return policy is outlined in our product pages and is subject to change.

3. Product Descriptions: We strive to accurately describe our products, but we are not responsible for any errors or inaccuracies in product descriptions.

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Warranty Disclaimer:

1. As-Is: Our website and products are provided "as-is" and "as-available" without warranties of any kind, express or implied.

2. No Guarantee: We do not guarantee that our website or products will be error-free, secure, or uninterrupted.

 

Limitation of Liability:

1. Direct Damages: In no event will we be liable for direct damages in excess of the amount you paid to us for the product or service that gave rise to the claim.

2. Indirect Damages: We will not be liable for indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages, including lost profits or data loss.

Indemnification:

You agree to indemnify and hold us harmless from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from your use of our website or products.

 

Governing Law:

Any disputes arising from these Terms will be resolved through binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the applicable Arbitration Forum.

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Changes to These Terms:

We reserve the right to update these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting. We encourage you to review these Terms regularly.

 

Termination:

We may terminate or suspend your access to our website and products at any time, without notice, for any reason or no reason.

 

Contact Us:

If you have any questions or concerns about these Terms, please contact us through the Contact Page on our website.

 

Final Note:

If we've somehow managed to overlook something ridiculously obvious and you find a loophole, congrats, but please just don't use our website anyway – we have enough stress. By using our website, you agree that we can't be held responsible for any oversights on our part, and we'll just pretend we never meant to do that.

By using our website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms.