LIGHTLY USED DENTURES

 

Mostly molars. Still have a faint taste of peppermint and regret. $10 or swap for a soft peach.

PRE-CHEWED GUM COLLECTION

 

Arranged by color and stickiness. Great for DIY adhesives or a quick snack.

HALF-EATEN CORN DOG

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Found in a cinema seat. Still slightly lukewarm. A vintage 2024 culinary experience.

COLLECTION OF CRUSTY SOCKS

 

Stand up on their own! Great for low-budget puppet shows or biological warfare.

THE SMELL OF FEAR

 

Captured in a gym locker. Highly concentrated. Use sparingly in public spaces.

MYSTERIOUS BASEMENT BUCKET

 

Heavy, warm, and hums in B-flat. Must bring your own lid. No questions asked.

BOTTLED SWAMP AIR

 

Hand-harvested at midnight. Smells like wet dog and ancient secrets. Potent.

USED BAND-AID MOSAIC

 

Titled "Healing." Includes textures from three different states. Very rare.

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UNIDENTIFIED MEAT SLAB

 

Found in a parking lot. It’s purple, it’s pulsing, and it’s surprisingly heavy.​​​

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RECYCLED TOILET PAPER

 

Dried in the sun. Eco-friendly! Feels like 40-grit sandpaper.

 

CELEBRITY TOENAIL CLIPPINGS

 

85% sure they belong to a local soapie star. Perfect for your shrine or broth.

 

MY EX’S HAIRS

 

Painstakingly collected from the shower drain. Ideal for voodoo or knitting a very sad sweater.

LOAF OF BREAD (SOGGY)

 

Accidentally dropped in a fountain. Now a heavy, grey sponge. Feels like a wet tongue.

JAR OF ELBOW ASH

 

High-quality skin flakes. Perfect for thickening soups or dusting your enemies.

SINGLE, USED Q-TIP.

 

Covered in a rich, dark amber wax. A true collector’s item for the discerning ear-enthusiast.