Local survey reveals shocking truth about phone operators' looks

MELVILLE, JOHANNESBURG - A heated debate between two friends over the physical appearance of female phone operators has led to a surprising revelation. Thabiso Gqabi claimed that women who sound attractive over the phone are often not as appealing in person, claiming they are usually unattractive and often obese, while Dineo Mofokeng disputed this notion.

A bet was placed between them, and the pair conducted a survey of 30 phone operators over 2 weeks, rating their physical appearance after meeting them in person. The results overwhelmingly supported Gqabi's claim, with 80% of the ladies not living up to their vocal expectations.

However, the loser of the bet, Mofokeng, refused to pay up, leading to a heated argument outside a popular bar in Melville. The dispute escalated into a physical altercation, with both men exchanging blows.

Fortunately, the police intervened before the situation got out of hand, separating the pair and restoring order to the area. As they were taken away, Gqabi was heard saying, "I told you so – they’re mostly fat and ugly!" while Mofokeng muttered, "It wasn’t a real bet, bro!"

The incident has left many in the community wondering if it's worth risking a bar fight over a bet about phone operators' looks and the importance placed on physical appearance in an already superficial world. As one onlooker noted, "Some things are better left untested."

True story!