Hotel guest leaves a "poo-foundly" surprising gift

MONTREAL, CANADA - In a bizarre incident that left staff and guests at the posh "Le Montréalais" both baffled and bleeped, a mystery guest checked out leaving behind a rather ... unconventional gift. Instead of the usual thank-you note or a token of appreciation, this guest opted for a "unique" garden gnome crafted entirely out of feces. Yes, you read that correctly.

The gnome, placed prominently in the hotel's lobby garden, depicts a smiling gnome wearing a top hat and holding a fishing rod. Guests entering the lobby were greeted by the odoriferous sculpture, leading to a mix of shock, giggles, and grossed-out reactions.

"We've had weird things happen, but this takes the cake," said hotel manager Penny Boucher. "We're not sure what the guest was thinking, but we'll definitely be flushing this gift out of here pronto."

The incident has sparked debate among hotel patrons. Some think it's a "daring art piece," while others call it "disgusting" and "unbefitting for a classy hotel like this."

The "poop-gnome" has since been removed for biohazard cleanup, and the hotel's looking into security footage to identify the audacious prankster. Meanwhile, social media's going wild over the craziest hotel gift ever recorded.

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