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GEMINI
May 21 - June 20
THE TWINS OF CHAOS. Gemini is like, this super confusing thing ... but also kinda awesome. In astrology land, Gemini is the third sign of the zodiac - meaning if you were born between May 21 and June 20, you're basically two people in one. Like having a split personality without the disorder. One minute you're all chatty, the next you're deep in thought. No problem. Geminis are ruled by Mercury (the planet of communication), so expect them to be texting, gossiping, and doing a million things at once. And psst ... there's also a constellation in the northern hemisphere with the twins in it. But honestly, who needs astronomy when you've got twin personalities to juggle.
April 20, 2026 - April 26, 2026:
Stop telling secrets that people told you in confidence.
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April 13, 2026 - April 19, 2026:
You will become two separate entities by Friday. Coordinating clothes will be necessary.
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April 06, 2026 - April 12, 2026:
A profound conversation with your reflection is predicted.
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March 30, 2026 - April 05, 2026:
A mysterious package containing a sentient pair of panties will arrive, and it'll be the real you.
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March 23, 2026 - March 29, 2026:
You'll become fluent in cat and accidentally start a twin-feline podcast.
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March 16, 2026 - March 22, 2026:
You'll finally master the art of having a conversation with yourself, and it will be incredibly validating.
March 09, 2026 - March 15, 2026:
You'll speak only in emoji for 24 hours.
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March 02, 2026 - March 08, 2026:
Twins of chaos are attempting to possess your Wi-Fi.