THE PERFECTIONIST NINJA OF THE ZODIAC. A Virgo horoscope is the ultimate guide to being a human spreadsheet - which means you're basically wired to organize, analyze, and fix everything in sight. Virgos are an Earth sign, symbolized by the maiden, like they're on a mission to make everything flawless. Expect Virgos to nitpick details, be diligent like robots, and stress about perfection like it's a full-time job. And truthfully? Virgos probably have a spreadsheet for their spreadsheet .