1. Can you describe the flavor profile of your childhood blanket?

Middle finger.

2. Have you ever had a strange encounter with a mirror?

Middle finger.

3. What's the weirdest thing you've done to try to get someone to love you?

Middle finger.

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4. Have you ever accidentally kissed someone... on purpose?

A nod, at least.

5. Can you accurately describe the color pink?

Middle finger.

6. Can you translate the language of the animals in a zoo?

Middle finger.

7. How do you feel about things in slow motion?

Middle finger, and a frown.

8. Can you describe the art of sneezing with your eyes open?

Middle finger.

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9. Can you describe the sound of silence?

He threw a punch.

10. Have you ever had an embarrassing encounter with a body part that's not yours?

Middle finger.

11. Have you heard Donald Trumps' new song?

Middle finger - with both hands. And another punch thrown.

12. Are your taste buds friendly?

Middle finger.

13. Do doors freak you out?

Middle finger.

14. Have you ever seen a snake run?

Middle finger.

15. Have you ever fantasized about a mannequin?

Another nod - wow.

16. Have you ever had a existential crisis in a parking lot?

Middle finger.

17. What's the most impressive feat of ninja-level sneaking you've accomplished?

Middle finger.

18. How would you describe the sensation of walking on hot coals... in your socks... in a desert?

Middle finger.

19. Have you ever made a sneeze go backwards?

Middle finger.

20. Do you believe that Elvis Presley was really spotted in New York next Tuesday?

He smiled.