1. Can you describe the flavor profile of your childhood blanket?

A hint of innocence.

2. Have you ever had a strange encounter with a mirror?

Just the usual "mirror, mirror" moments, really.

3. What's the weirdest thing you've done to try to get someone to love you?

Love isn't forced.

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4. Have you ever accidentally kissed someone... on purpose?

No, I'm a gentle soul.

5. Can you accurately describe the color pink?

Pink is... the color of a ripe watermelon!

6. Can you translate the language of the animals in a zoo?

Zoos are cruel. 

7. How do you feel about things in slow motion?

I love savoring every moment of my life.

8. Can you describe the art of sneezing with your eyes open?

Whoa, that's a weird one!

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9. Can you describe the sound of silence?

Nature.

10. Have you ever had an embarrassing encounter with a body part that's not yours?

No - you're an unusual man.

11. Have you heard Donald Trumps' new song?

And that bandage makes you look creepy.

12. Are your taste buds friendly?

But you do have nice eyes.

13. Do doors freak you out?

When they're closed.

14. Have you ever seen a snake run?

Do snakes run?

15. Have you ever fantasized about a mannequin?

Fantasize?

16. Have you ever had a existential crisis in a parking lot?

What do you mean by existential?

17. What's the most impressive feat of ninja-level sneaking you've accomplished?

Look, I wasn't expecting these types of questions - I'm not prepared.

18. How would you describe the sensation of walking on hot coals... in your socks... in a desert?

Um... not pleasant.

19. Have you ever made a sneeze go backwards?

I really need to leave - get it... leave.

20. Do you believe that Elvis Presley was really spotted in New York next Tuesday?

Bye, Alex.