QUESTIONS

1. What is the most suspicious thing you've done in a dream?

More like a nightmare - I witnessed something terrible which played on my mind for months. Then I did something terrible ...​

2. If you could have any fictional character as your personal assistant, who would it be?

Tom Hardy - yummy! Wait ... he isn't fictional. But still Tom Hardy.

3. How would you redesign the layout of a grocery store?

The ones I visit are just fine.

4. What is the most creative way you've seen someone eat a sandwich?

I don't remember seeing anything creative.

5. What's the most interesting thing you've found in your pocket?

An earring I thought I lost - it was sentimental.

6. How would you convince a plant to move to a new pot?

Jokes aside, I do believe plants hear us.

7. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a mirror?

Something I did with my ex-boyfriend.

8. What's the most awkward thing you've done on a first date?

I spilt red wine all over myself - I was so nervous. He looked like Tom Hardy.

9. If your thoughts had a scent, what would they smell like?

Whatever cologne Tom Hardy wears.

10. What would you do with your ex during a never-ending elevator ride?

I would have to take advantage of him - if you know what I mean.

11. How would you describe your relationship with your shadow?

It follows me everywhere.

12. What's the most interesting thing about your daily routine?

I do yoga, and I'm very flexible. 

13. What's the worst gift you've ever received?

A purple, dolphin shaped dildo. I'm sorry, but it's true.

14. Do you think all men are sex addicts?

Is the sky blue?

15. Do you have a favorite type of ginger?

I like the edible type - just not fresh, the flavor is not for me!

16. If you could have dinner with anyone famous, who would it be?

A few cum to mind, but top of the list would be Tom Hardy.

17. If you could create a new holiday, what would it celebrate?

If I think back to my pageant days, my answer was always World Peace Day.

18. How do you feel about Egyptian clowns?

I love Egypt, I've been there. And I love clowns, but it depends what the clown is doing ... if you know what I mean.

19. Do you feel that there is too much hype about paint colors?

Is the red lipstick too much?

20. Do you agree with the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment?

Ethically it was a questionable experiment - they should have asked participants for their consent. What kind of a world is this?