1. What is the most suspicious thing you've done in a dream?

I hate admitting it, but I was copulating with livestock.​

2. If you could have any fictional character as your personal assistant, who would it be?

Arthur Hoggett.

3. How would you redesign the layout of a grocery store?

Get rid of vegan products.

4. What is the most creative way you've seen someone eat a sandwich?

Don't care much about that.

5. What's the most interesting thing you've found in your pocket?

My pockets are always full of interesting things.

6. How would you convince a plant to move to a new pot?

I hate plants, I'm a meat fella.

7. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a mirror?

I don't do things in front of the mirror.

8. What's the most awkward thing you've done on a first date?

I've been with the same lady for 35-years.

9. If your thoughts had a scent, what would they smell like?

A medium-rare fillet straight off the skillet.

10. What would you do with your ex during a never-ending elevator ride?

I told you, I've been with the same lady for 35-years.

11. How would you describe your relationship with your shadow?

Don't ask me crap like that.

12. What's the most interesting thing about your daily routine?

Same things everyday.

13. What's the worst gift you've ever received?

A pack of soy steak - I hate vegan things.

14. Do you think all men are sex addicts?

Men need sex. With woman only. No men or livestock.

15. Do you have a favorite type of ginger?

Vegan again - next question.

16. If you could have dinner with anyone famous, who would it be?

Don't care.

17. If you could create a new holiday, what would it celebrate?

A holiday means no work.

18. How do you feel about Egyptian clowns?

I need to leave.

19. Do you feel that there is too much hype about paint colors?

Where is this interview being shown.

20. Do you agree with the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment?

Goodbye.