1. Can you describe the flavor profile of your childhood blanket?

Ah, the blanket of my mortal childhood... It's a bit like ash with a hint of copper, really.

2. Have you ever had a strange encounter with a mirror?

Mirrors and I don't usually get along, but looking like Brad, it's always strange. And exciting.

3. What's the weirdest thing you've done to try to get someone to love you?

That should be obvious enough.

4. Have you ever accidentally kissed someone... on purpose?

More like purposefully kissed someone... and felt the need to bite - it was Neil Jordan.

5. Can you accurately describe the color pink?

I hate pink - the color of sunrise.

6. Can you translate the language of the animals in a zoo?

Even the monkeys are afraid of me. 

7. How do you feel about things in slow motion?

Divine -  slow motion reminds me of my victims walking towards their doom.

8. Can you describe the art of sneezing with your eyes open?

My eyes stay open for everything.

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9. Can you describe the sound of silence?

A human holding their breath in fear.

10. Have you ever had an embarrassing encounter with a body part that's not yours?

A few... unexpected limbs. Let's leave it there.

11. Have you heard Donald Trumps' new song?

I don't like that man!

12. Are your taste buds friendly?

O, yes, they can B very friendly!

13. Do doors freak you out?

Doors are for humans to lock... and for me to break - with ease.

14. Have you ever seen a snake run?

I may witness you run after these questions, Alex!

15. Have you ever fantasized about a mannequin?

They're so still, I love that - but nothing to feed on.

16. Have you ever had a existential crisis in a parking lot?

Vampires don't have existential crises... we create them.

17. What's the most impressive feat of ninja-level sneaking you've accomplished?

Sneaking up on a midnight snack... at the White House, 138 years ago.

18. How would you describe the sensation of walking on hot coals... in your socks... in a desert?

 Feels like... a regular Tuesday with my friends from the Middle East.

19. Have you ever made a sneeze go backwards?

I don't sneeze.

20. Do you believe that Elvis Presley was really spotted in New York next Tuesday?

I sure do - he'll probably be sipping a Bloody Mary at the Hotel Transylvania.