1. What is the most suspicious thing you've done in a dream?

​I tampered with a race outcome.​

2. If you could have any fictional character as your personal assistant, who would it be?

Black Beauty.

3. How would you redesign the layout of a grocery store?

I wouldn't have high shelving.

4. What is the most creative way you've seen someone eat a sandwich?

I haven't, I don't think.

5. What's the most interesting thing you've found in your pocket?

My lucky coin I thought I lost.

6. How would you convince a plant to move to a new pot?

I would ask it nicely.

7. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a mirror?

Pretended to be riding - it looked weird.

8. What's the most awkward thing you've done on a first date?

I just got up and walked out when I noticed how long her one toe was.

9. If your thoughts had a scent, what would they smell like?

Horse manure.

10. What would you do with your ex during a never-ending elevator ride?

I would tell her to contact David Safi from Formgrids.

11. How would you describe your relationship with your shadow?

It follows me everywhere - wins when I win.

12. What's the most interesting thing about your daily routine?

Fitness training.

13. What's the worst gift you've ever received?

A packet of peanuts, or so I thought. It was a horse laxative.

14. Do you think all men are sex addicts?

Could be.

15. Do you have a favorite type of ginger?

I don't like ginger.

16. If you could have dinner with anyone famous, who would it be?

Donald Trump. No, maybe his wife.

17. If you could create a new holiday, what would it celebrate?

National Jockey Day, obviously.

18. How do you feel about Egyptian clowns?

I've never been to Egypt.

19. Do you feel that there is too much hype about paint colors?

I don't know nothing about paint colors.

20. Do you agree with the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment?

What is that? Did I hear you say syphilis?