1. What is the most suspicious thing you've done in a dream?

I married a 3-legged extraterrestrial.

2. If you could have any fictional character as your personal assistant, who would it be?

Luke Skywalker.

3. How would you redesign the layout of a grocery store?

Space, space and more space.

4. What is the most creative way you've seen someone eat a sandwich?

Umm ... I suppose with their mouth. Is that answer correct?

5. What's the most interesting thing you've found in your pocket?

A rock from outer space that I forgot was there. 

6. How would you convince a plant to move to a new pot?

A plant? I really don't know, lady.

7. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a mirror?

Wow, I don't think I should answer this one.

8. What's the most awkward thing you've done on a first date?

I burst out laughing while I was chewing on broccoli - it wasn't pretty.

9. If your thoughts had a scent, what would they smell like?

Hot metal.

10. What would you do with your ex during a never-ending elevator ride?

I still love him - he left me for someone that looked like you.

11. How would you describe your relationship with your shadow?

I'm not often outside so I don't see my shadow regularly.

12. What's the most interesting thing about your daily routine?

Staring into the wonders beyond ...

13. What's the worst gift you've ever received?

A Madagascar hissing cockroach - from the same ex.

14. Do you think all men are sex addicts?

My ex wasn't.

15. Do you have a favorite type of ginger?

How many types of ginger are there?

16. If you could have dinner with anyone famous, who would it be?

Stephen Hawking - but he's dead. Or maybe he isn't.

17. If you could create a new holiday, what would it celebrate?

I don't know - that's too much pressure.

18. How do you feel about Egyptian clowns?

Clowns scare me.

19. Do you feel that there is too much hype about paint colors?

What hype is trending now?

20. Do you agree with the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment?

I don't what that is, but it doesn't sound pleasant.