1. What's the most peculiar thing you've done on a Tuesday?

Bypassed a firewall for kicks - in a coffee shop.

2. Do you believe in a power nap?

Nope - I code on caffeine.

3. How do you feel about socks?

I don't.

4. Ever had a dance battle with an inanimate object?

If smashing a keyboard counts, yes.

5. What's your strategy for dealing with Mondays?

Exploiting new systems.

6. Do you think cheese is a food group?

Nope.

7. How often do you reorganize your thoughts?

By the minute.

8. What's your favorite way to procrastinate?

Playing on the dark web.

9. Ever talked to a plant? What did it say?

Nope.

10. Do you have a secret talent for weird things?

More than you know.

11. How do you define "adventure"?

I don't.

12. What's the last thing you googled out of curiosity?

Midget-amputee porn.

13. Do you believe in luck?

You code your luck.

14. How do you handle things that are "too real"?

I dig into code.

15. What's your go-to excuse for weird behavior?

"I was testing national security."

16. Do you collect anything odd?

Not really.

17. How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?

Makes me think of Hawaii.

18. What's the most spontaneous thing you've done?

I hacked into a major banks system - to see if I could.

19. Do you have a ritual for calming down?

I hack and hack and hack.

20. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would it be?

I think you know ...