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CANCER
June 21 - July 22
THE CRAB IN THE EMOTIONAL SOUP. A Cancer horoscope is like, the ultimate guide to being a total feelings person. If you're born between June 21 and July 22, you're a Cancer - which means you're basically carrying around a giant emotional backpack filled with nurturing vibes, a love for home like it's a sacred thing, and a need for security like it's oxygen. Cancers are represented by the Crab - like that crab is secretly plotting to protect its emotional shell. Expect this lot to encounter mood-swing like pros, care for everyone like a mom, and need lots of cozy comfort food to feel safe.
April 20, 2026 - April 26, 2026:
You will spend the whole week acting like a victim.
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April 13, 2026 - April 19, 2026:
Building a fortress out of savings will reveal the "bricks" to be self-written IOUs.
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April 06, 2026 - April 12, 2026:
You could cry while watching a documentary about the invention of the staple.
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March 30, 2026 - April 05, 2026:
Your emotional baggage will be hijacked by a team of highly trained otters, leaving you feeling weightless.
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March 23, 2026 - March 29, 2026:
A time-traveling crab will teach you to bake the perfect soufflé for your future self.
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March 16, 2026 - March 22, 2026:
A gift will arrive - a mysterious package. Possibly a rubber chicken and a note that simply says "I know."
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March 09, 2026 - March 15, 2026:
Your house will morph to the size of a shoebox.
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March 02, 2026 - March 08, 2026:
Your armor will turn into a giant mousetrap.