AQUARIUS
January 20 - February 18
THE QUIRKY, REBEL-WITH-A-CAUSE, HUMANITARIAN SIGN OF THE ZODIAC. This bunch are uniquely awesome. If you're born between January 20 and February 18, you're an Aquarius - which means you're born to break the mold, think outside the box, and maybe invent something weird and brilliant. Aquarians are an air sign ruled by Uranus (the planet of revolution), so expect them to be quirky like they're from a futuristic movie, humanitarian like they're running a charity marathon, and detached like they're observing from a space station. Aquarians = innovation + weirdness + good vibes.
September 08, 2025 - September 14, 2025:
Your humanitarian side will inspire you to donate your old underwear to a good cause.
September 01, 2025 - September 07, 2025:
Drinking water will turn into a giant wave of glitter - don't swallow.
August 25, 2025 - August 31, 2025:
Running water will turn into Jell-O and trap you, so tread carefully.