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AQUARIUS
January 20 - February 18
THE QUIRKY, REBEL-WITH-A-CAUSE, HUMANITARIAN SIGN OF THE ZODIAC. This bunch are uniquely awesome. If you're born between January 20 and February 18, you're an Aquarius - which means you're born to break the mold, think outside the box, and maybe invent something weird and brilliant. Aquarians are an air sign ruled by Uranus (the planet of revolution), so expect them to be quirky like they're from a futuristic movie, humanitarian like they're running a charity marathon, and detached like they're observing from a space station. Aquarians = innovation + weirdness + good vibes.
April 20, 2026 - April 26, 2026:​
You will make a new friend, and then ghost them.​
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April 13, 2026 - April 19, 2026:
"Weirdness" will allow seeing in four dimensions, making 3D movies incredibly confusing.
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April 06, 2026 - April 12, 2026:
You will invent a device that turns water into … slightly less cold water.
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March 30, 2026 - April 05, 2026:
You'll invent a time machine, but it only works on Tuesdays during leap years.
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March 23, 2026 - March 29, 2026:
You'll invent something in your head which you must follow through with.
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March 16, 2026 - March 22, 2026:
Your humanitarian side will inspire you to donate your old underwear to a good cause.
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March 09, 2026 - March 15, 2026:
Drinking water will turn into a giant wave of glitter - don't swallow.
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March 02, 2026 - March 08, 2026:
Running water will turn into Jell-O and trap you, so tread carefully.