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LEO
July 23 - August 22
THE DRAMA QUEEN / KING OF THE ZODIAC. A Leo horoscope is the ultimate guide to being the main character in everyone's story. This means you're basically born to shine. Leos are a fire sign, so expect confidence like it's a superpower, warmth like you're a human sun, generosity like you're handing out free pizza, and loyalty like you're a guard dog. And honestly? Leos love the spotlight like it's the air we breathe - they'll do anything for their moment of glory. Horoscope predictions for Leos? More like predictions of when they'll be center of attention.
April 20, 2026 - April 26, 2026:
Your “arrogance” is just a cover for your desperate need for validation.
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April 13, 2026 - April 19, 2026:
Attempting to treat a cold by absorbing attention will fail.
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April 06, 2026 - April 12, 2026:
You may start a monologue and continue it louder when nobody is listening.
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March 30, 2026 - April 05, 2026:
You'll be crowned king / queen of a tiny underwater kingdom, but only if you can do the cha-cha slide in a shell.
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March 23, 2026 - March 29, 2026:
A gaze of disco-dancing raccoons will crown you king of an abandoned amusement park.
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March 16, 2026 - March 22, 2026:
Your voice will temporarily resemble a kazoo sound, but don't despair, your ego will still be loud enough.
March 09, 2026 - March 15, 2026:
Your roar will turn into a chicken squawk - embrace the humiliation!
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March 02, 2026 - March 08, 2026:
Your mane will catch on fire during a karaoke session, so stay at home this week.