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PISCES
February 19 - March 20
THE DREAMY, EMOTIONAL, SWIM-WITH-THE-CURRENT SIGN OF THE ZODIAC. Pisces are the ultimate guide to living in la la land. If you're a Pisces, you're basically floating through life on a cloud of emotions. Pisces are a water sign ruled by Neptune, so expect them to be empathetic like they're feeling everyone's vibes, creative like they're in a perpetual art project, and maybe a little lost like they're swimming in a sea of feelings. Pisces = dreams + emotions + a touch of mystical.
April 20, 2026 - April 26, 2026:
If you were any more manipulative, you would be a Scorpio.
April 13, 2026 - April 19, 2026:
"Manifesting" money, but it will only appear as Monopoly money.
April 06, 2026 - April 12, 2026:
You will try to swim with a fish, but it will be a bathtub toy.
March 30, 2026 - April 05, 2026:
Your dreams will become so vivid, you'll have to start paying rent to your subconscious.
March 23, 2026 - March 29, 2026:
Not even the stars have a message for you this week.
March 16, 2026 - March 22, 2026:
Your intuition will guide you to find the one missing sock in the washing machine ... or a long-lost memory.
March 09, 2026 - March 15, 2026:
Your pet fish will turn into robotic ninjas and guard you.
March 02, 2026 - March 08, 2026:
Your fish friends will turn into piranhas and chase you.