Breaking News: (And Other Stuff We Found Online)

In today's utterly chaotic world, where our attention span is shorter than a fleeting Snapchat story, staying vaguely informed about breaking news and current events is crucial ... or so we've been told. With the never-ending tsunami of information from around the globe (and also from your step-sister's aunt's cousin's brother-in-law's X rants), it's a miracle you haven't lost your mind yet. That's where a somewhat trustworthy news platform comes in, because who needs fact-checking, anyway? So, be patient, dear reader, we're just getting ready to publish everything we've got - and by "everything," we mean even our cat's Instagram feed and 17 different takes on the latest gossip. Check back soon!