1. What is the most suspicious thing you've done in a dream?

I don't dream, Candace.​

2. If you could have any fictional character as your personal assistant, who would it be?

Phoebe Buffay from Friends.

3. How would you redesign the layout of a grocery store?

I wouldn't.

4. What is the most creative way you've seen someone eat a sandwich?

With the passion of a storm that's about to hit land, I guess. Odd question.

5. What's the most interesting thing you've found in your pocket?

Nothing that comes to mind. Is this interview going to be published?

6. How would you convince a plant to move to a new pot?

Really, is this interview going to be published?

7. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a mirror?

I performed a Whitney favorite - it never sounded good. But I'm better now.

8. What's the most awkward thing you've done on a first date?

I called her by my ex's name. Twice. We never had another date.

9. If your thoughts had a scent, what would they smell like?

Toxic cinnamon.

10. What would you do with your ex during a never-ending elevator ride?

F**k her, I suppose. If she'd let me. I bit her once - she never liked it.

11. How would you describe your relationship with your shadow?

Emotional.

12. What's the most interesting thing about your daily routine?

I massage my throat, erotically.

13. What's the worst gift you've ever received?

A gift card card from Barnes & Noble. I don't read.

14. Do you think all men are sex addicts?

I'm starting to like this interview. Well, you could have a point there.

15. Do you have a favorite type of ginger?

Mango.

16. If you could have dinner with anyone famous, who would it be?

Anthony Kiedis.

17. If you could create a new holiday, what would it celebrate?

The broken-hearted.

18. How do you feel about Egyptian clowns?

It has a good sound to it. That will be the title of my next song.

19. Do you feel that there is too much hype about paint colors?

Colors need to compliment one another.

20. Do you agree with the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment?

Syphilis isn't pleasant, I'll tell you that.