1. What is the most suspicious thing you've done in a dream?

​Murdering a demanding client with an ice pick. Is it okay to say that?​

2. If you could have any fictional character as your personal assistant, who would it be?

Superman. 

3. How would you redesign the layout of a grocery store?

Hard to say. I'm no architect.

4. What is the most creative way you've seen someone eat a sandwich?

A client was eating one in my car, and talking on his phone, and typing on his laptop, and scratching his ear. That's New York.

5. What's the most interesting thing you've found in your pocket?

A Benjamin that I didn't know was there.

6. How would you convince a plant to move to a new pot?

I'd gently move it.

7. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a mirror?

Can't say that out aloud. But I was very young.

8. What's the most awkward thing you've done on a first date?

Tried to kiss her before the food arrived. She walked out.

9. If your thoughts had a scent, what would they smell like?

Let's see ... curry powder.

10. What would you do with your ex during a never-ending elevator ride?

No ex - I'm still married to my first girlfriend.

11. How would you describe your relationship with your shadow?

I don't understand.

12. What's the most interesting thing about your daily routine?

Same same every single day - and some nights.

13. What's the worst gift you've ever received?

A yellow shirt from my mother-in-law. I hate yellow, and she knew it.

14. Do you think all men are sex addicts?

Of course not. We like it, yes. So do women.

15. Do you have a favorite type of ginger?

I only know one ginger, and I like it with curry.

16. If you could have dinner with anyone famous, who would it be?

Mahatma Gandhi - does that count?

17. If you could create a new holiday, what would it celebrate?

Don't care for holidays.

18. How do you feel about Egyptian clowns?

I'm scared of clowns in any country.

19. Do you feel that there is too much hype about paint colors?

Color is important in the world, there must always be hype.

20. Do you agree with the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment?

Don't know anything about that.